"I have a problem with watching reality T.V. It’s addictive. I almost had to go to “Celebrity Rehab” Rehab."

— Ben Kolina @ Vitus [Paraphrase]


I like hookers because they let you do things that your girlfriend won’t; you pay them, they have to do it. You get to do things like… have an opinion. 

- Justin Alan @ Vitus 
[Photo by Russell Limprecht]

I like hookers because they let you do things that your girlfriend won’t; you pay them, they have to do it. You get to do things like… have an opinion. 

Justin Alan @ Vitus 

[Photo by Russell Limprecht]

"Sodomy after murder seems pretty shitty."

— Coree Spencer @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

Courting Sketchfest: “Making Pot Brownies” by Ivan Hernandez 

(Source: rooftopcomedy.com)

"I’m a psychic with amnesia. I can see into the future what I’m going to forget."

— Michael Meehan @ Cafe Prague

Bay Area Legends: The Smothers Brothers on The Ed Sullivan Show. 

Infantile: Sierra Frost
[Holding her baby bro]

Infantile: Sierra Frost

[Holding her baby bro]

"I can’t wait for Rick Santorum’s gay sex meth scandal."

— Dave Clay @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

6/6. Wendy Liebman @ George’s Nightclub. 842 Fourth St. San Rafael. 8:30PM. $15. Featuring Will Durst and Ed Crasnick. Tickets Available: Here

Wendy Liebman Star of Showtime’s Original Special “Taller on TV” is Shorter & Funnier on George’s Stage w/Special Guests Will Durst and Ed Crasnick on Wednesday, June 6, 2012 @ 8:30 pm

Wendy Liebman headlines George’s Nightclub and is joined on stage by comedians Will Durst and Ed Crasnick. Wendy Liebman — whose first one-hour special “Taller on TV” is now airing on Showtime — is known for her unique and clever twists on the classic one-liner style.

Voted Best Female Comedian by the American Comedy Awards in 1996, she’s headlined clubs across the country for more than 20 years, and has made dozens of TV appearances, including multiple visits to the Carson, Fallon, Letterman, Kimmel, Ferguson and Leno shows and many more.

acidsmooth:

Anthony Medina produces Good Times at the Grotto once a month.  He is the founder and CEO of True Hustle Entertainment “where the hustle is the truth.”  No one else is pulling off shows with top caliber talent and free beer.  This man is a true mover and shaker in the Bay Area standup comedy scene.

[Anthony Medina by Jay Austin Graham]

acidsmooth:

Anthony Medina produces Good Times at the Grotto once a month.  He is the founder and CEO of True Hustle Entertainment “where the hustle is the truth.”  No one else is pulling off shows with top caliber talent and free beer.  This man is a true mover and shaker in the Bay Area standup comedy scene.

[Anthony Medina by Jay Austin Graham]