"I feel comfortable with your silence. You know that part in Pulp Fiction where they’re like “You feel comfortable to shut the fuck up”? I feel we’re there [pause] #courtingcomedy"

— Lyall Behrens @ 50 Mason Social House

Varun Rajan @ 50 Mason Social House 

Varun Rajan @ 50 Mason Social House 

"I don’t think I could have sex with a pregnant woman, although, it would probably the only threesome I’d be apart of."

— Greg Asdourian @ 50 Mason Social House

"I’m jealous of black people because they get to call each other a word… And that word is: friend."

— Matt Rath


If sex equals love, my wife despises me.

- Bryant Hicks @ 50 Mason Social House [Paraphrase]

If sex equals love, my wife despises me.

- Bryant Hicks @ 50 Mason Social House [Paraphrase]


32 Degrees Fahrenheit is the point that snowboarding becomes waterboarding… What is this a Celsius crowd?

Ben Kolina @ 50 Mason Social House
[Photo by Josh Denault]

32 Degrees Fahrenheit is the point that snowboarding becomes waterboarding… What is this a Celsius crowd?

Ben Kolina @ 50 Mason Social House

[Photo by Josh Denault]

4/28. Comedy @ 50 Mason Social House. 50 Mason St. SF. Free. 7PM. Featuring Greg Asdourian, Bryant Hicks, OJ Patterson, Ben Kolina, Sergio Barajas, Dash Kwaitkowski, Lyall Behrens, Matt Rathbun, and Varun Rajan. Hosted by Joe Gorman? 

4/28. Comedy @ 50 Mason Social House. 50 Mason St. SF. Free. 7PM. Featuring Greg Asdourian, Bryant Hicks, OJ Patterson, Ben Kolina, Sergio Barajas, Dash Kwaitkowski, Lyall Behrens, Matt Rathbun, and Varun Rajan. Hosted by Joe Gorman? 

4/27. Eli Braden @ 50 Mason Social House. 50 Mason St. SF. $5. 8PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch and Janine Brito. Tickets Available: Here


I just used all my time explaining how you didn’t fuck my wife.

Drew Harmon at Joe Gorman @ 50 Mason [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Dave DeLuca]

I just used all my time explaining how you didn’t fuck my wife.

Drew Harmon at Joe Gorman @ 50 Mason [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Dave DeLuca]

"I would fuck JTT, now and when he was thirteen."

— Melanie O’Brien on Jonathan Taylor Thomas @ 50 Mason [Paraphrase]